I am broke- I can't even afford a full leg & bikini wax.
I get lost- and call matt sobbing into the phone, until he says some jokes and then i am laughing and smiling into the phone.
I am also dirty- yep, I don't shower unless I "deserve it" - also a character trait among anorexics and sadomasochists. In fact, today I wore the same thing I wore yesterday (you had to be there!!!).
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