Absense

Today I went to the store. (no I didn't). I bought rice flour for my CUPCAKES because it's my friend's birthday (no it's not). Then I bought FROSTING but made sure to read the label for any dairy ingredients. Thankfully, there were none! Just chemically modulated forms of milk. Then, I bought leeks because I want to thin my body. Then, I made sure that the ice creams were buy one get one free. (They were!) so I bought three. I asked the cashier if I could get two free and he said "ok". I also asked him if he could give me a discount. for being a frequent shopper and publicity spokesperson. He was like "ok". So then I was like 'wait' I need to buy asparagus. he rolled his eyes because there was a big line. but it didn't matter because he had already put my discounts into the register so the people had to wait. so I went over to the vegetable place and bought 3 bags of carrots. because I am making a facial clay with real carrots. (isn't that disgusting?) so then finally I was like "I'm ready" "you can check me out now". so he was like "can I see some form of ID" and i thought 'that's weird" because I go in there every day, and I also had not bought alcohol. so I took out my wallet and showed him my Learner's Permit. He was like "I'm sorry ma'am but youll need to step aside here." and a policeman came out of the woodwork. He said "you have the right to remain silent; anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law" I was like DOES ANYONE MIND TELLING ME WHAT IS GOING ON?? Then sargent Lou was like "we're just kidding" but I looked at the whole line of people and they weren't really laughing. So I paid for everything really quickly because I was pretty much freaked out. I was scared because I almost forgot my Learner's Permit. I thought those people were serious. Obviously I didn't do anything wrong! Except ask for two free ice creams for the price of 0. Anyway so then I just walked home even though my bags were really heavy. Then I went to bed. That is what I did today and tomorrow I'll tell you what else I did yesterday. good night.