Absense

I refuse to write an address under "emergency contact". You know? Like: "dear Ms. _____, your daughter was in a bad accident about 5 minutes ago. She fell on some ice and broke open her chin and broke her arm. She is in critical condition. The doctor has said she will probably be dead within a few hours. Please send a SASE back to us as soon as possible." "We are also sending a letter to emergency contact #2 in case you don't receive this." I refuse, refuse, refuse, refuse!!!!