Absense

How do you manage such a big smile. At this time in the morning. how do you do it.
how do you do it.

Can you believe it.

Express what you need to express what you need to express.

I look so good. Damn; I'm a fox. I hope my hair doesn't get. messed up. fucked up. I look so good. I am so hot. Oh boy: I'm quite a sight to behold. Look at that cute hair and cool clothes. And: nice body. Damn! I'm a fox. I'm a gazelle. I'm a fawn (baby deer). I look amazing. Stunning. I am jawdroppingly beautiful. Close your mouth; gosh don't embarass yourself. Wipe your drool; what are you crazy. Pick your jaw up off the floor you fool. Actually, don't move. You have an eyelash under your eye. (Cry) (cry) (cry).

Can you believe it. Humanity. A man gave me 2 quarters for the parking meter. So I can go into the store. I will never forget you; not soon at least. I said just one is fine and you said "take two." Otherwise I'll get towed (not really). What a sweetheart. I think I'll write a letter to the editor about you. Dear Editor. Wait till you hear what happened to me. A man walked by me and saw the frown on my face and turned it upside down. He said "Do you need a quarter" and even gave me two. Can you believe it. I would like to offer him a gift basket. Full of organic skin essentials especially formulated for winter.

I'm trying something new; I think I get no jobs because people don't like my name. So, now I sign every document simply "Tami". Really big and a star above the "i" like it's an autograph. Pretty cool huh.