Absense

I woke up and I thought, "what did I cook last night?"

Because whatever it was, it was disgusting.

Ladies, I bombed big time in the kitchen last night.

Everything I touched turned INEDIBLE.

Here is why (some theories):
1) I got cocky. The last sweet potato pie I made was a yummy success. This one I was HARDLY PAYING ATTENTION and TALKING ON THE PHONE!
2) I was too lazy to mash the potatoes before mixing everything in. So lazy!
3) The final transgression is too embarassing to name.
4) I was on the phone.
5) I was really hungry (not thinking straight)
6) What I made while the pie was baking is even more embarassing. An amateur mix of who-knows-what-I-sauteed. Again on the phone.
7) I am surprised my roommates didn't come home to find my wrists slit with the food processor blade! It was that mortifying!

I almost threw it up but I didn't want to waste food.