Absense

Monday, November 21, 2005

 

cvs

The lady in front of you in line is upset because the sign said buy 6 greeting cards get one stupid doll bear wearing a xmas vest. but she bought six and the manager is called up to intervene. For some reason her gift doll was not showing up on the computer or whatever.

last night; bad dreams. Hiccups of self-effacing themes. variations on a theme. your sexual energy personified.

my friend mark told me that when he doesn't have a girlfriend he likes to sleep with a poland spring bottle filled with hot water. to take the place of a warm body. and when he had a girlfriend they went to therapy together. All those hot water bottles get to your head. all those nights spent clipping your nails and reading Glamour are making you loopy. After so many tax forms filled out declaring just 1 exemption [single; married; widow; mistress] - those are the choices they give you in france. Like, my lover can put me under his insurance, but don't tell his wife (roll eyes) (wink).

a guy 'stole' my seat even though my jacket was there. He looked at me and said "sorry". I wanted to say 'don't apologize' if youre going to not move your ass out of my seat. and give me that stupid indie boy smile. How come my vision is razor sharp these days; so unforgiving. I thought; the cumulative effect of this must be deadly by the time you are 30. You have a vendetta angainst no one. everyone has stole your seat in this world and you are not about to let it all go. You have bought 6 greeting cards and where the fuck is your teddy bear?

Comments:
correction: "has stolen"
 
wow.
 
I really liked that entry.
I want a teddy bear but I have no use for greeting cards.
 
you should have kicked the seat-stealing guy in the nuts.

secretly I just want an excuse to kick someone in the nuts. like, I actually DREAM about it, for real.
 
Then just ask for the teddy bear and ask if a Manager needs to be involved (wink).
 
Ouch! in the nuts!

My fantasy is throwing things around and crashing plates. Like, in a library where everyone watches horrifiedly.
 
horrifiedly just made my night and will continue on through the weekend to make my thankgiving and the long weekend.
-bendr
 
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