Absense

that she is not also a sweet girl from new england. I feel bad for those women. Their husbands leave them for a woman with almost the same name (Susan; Sharon; Sheila), the exact same hair cut, the same car (jetta, saab, etc.). Looks the same except the new girl has no acne. Except she is smarter. He likes you because you look like someone; I feel bad for them too. A fetish disguised as a "crush" on Charlize Theron or Milla Jovovich. You have become a teenage fantasy. My criteria:

Is or looks like james spader (early 90s)
Is or looks like Lance Barber (now)
Is or looks like Paul Rudd (late 90s)

Although, judging from the last Paul-Rudd-look-a-like...

Favorite pasttime: disappearing into myth. Build some folklore around yourself; That's all they've got against you. Here we go.

A unsuccessful day in the kitchen. Threw out: 1. Quinoa 2. squash 3. zucchini bread 4. The fridge is the most exploited member of the house. 5. How would you feel if someone planted your tombstone before you were dead?