Absense

What did you do last night? Oh, I plucked at my bikini line with a pair of tweezers.

you'll love this: A man was arraigned in Las Vegas for vehicular manslaugter after he plowed into a group of people with his car; killing 2. His statement to police: He did it because they were staring at him "like demons". from one crazy person to another. i know what you mean.