Absense

my b___ reminds me of like a fictional sitcom 80's boss, who talks down really bad to everyone, the whole shabang.

w. just took 'too much of his medication' so is driving home... he left me a sweet memento of him and left the toilet paper roll empty. he is really freaky, wouldnt want to get close to him, his wife calls every day at 12 and at 5 to say "I'm going on lunch" and "I'm leaving" and if he doesnt answer she keeps calling!!! And I think leaves numerous messages, what do you think she says like "Ok, this is really weird you're not picking up, I'm starting to get worried, I'll call again in 2 minutes" or "I went out to lunch with a male colleague, I just wanted to make clear that it's totally like, platonic or whatever"

I don't know why I just gave her like, a valley girl accent, she is from the Northeast. I just picture things just falling apart for w. and him throwing telephones into the wall, banging on his keyboard, clicking *really hard* on his mouse.

I kind of have been screwing up at work alot! My dad is fixing "my" tire because he says there's a slow leak, well that's what I said actually. Remember I saw a kid write "Acsholy I dont" about like having a crush on Amber.. so funny.