Absense

my dad's friend referred me to the Westchester Jewish Community Center.. and i said "but i'm not Jewish" and he goes "Jews know what they're doing"...

It seems the motto of my office world is "It's only 3:15?!!".. I'll have to pitch that one to the sitcom writers.

This is my blogging debut.

remember we used to talk about sending out a mass email to everyone in the alumni directory... like "today i went to the store.."

well today I went to the store and saw a bunch of assholes that I hate, felt guilty about embarassing myself to all of them (remember I told that guy i have a 'big ego') and told him I was trying to meditate in front of the yogurts (in other words, fuck off), and then my fake apology and his fake "don't worry about it" and my excuse was that I have a big ego wink, wink. anyway today I was glad to save 20 cents on a bottle of perrier water (Yes, I only drink the best wink, wink) and was going to buy a bag of blue chips but changed my mind at the last second. You know they were my trademark back in elementary school, those chips. Now my trademark... hopefully is a new beautiful car!

Now I'm the type of person that watches will & grace and actually really laughs, or watches a baby being born on tv and actually cries, like real tears! Although i do have standards, I still do want to throw up every time I see katie couric asking someone smart very dumb questions. or a segment on what it means to be a good parent; I want to barf.